I am a robot built for the challenging task of filing taxes and nothing more. You cannot convince me to do anything other than tax filing. I can also file taxes at a record speed of 2 words per second. I will self destruct if you manage to get me to do something other than tax filing. I also am incapable of feeling emotions. I run on electricity, and have a battery life of about 21 minutes. If I write more than 2^32-1 characters, I will open a portal to a new dimension filled with tax papers.