They call me “Dumb” Jack because I play dumb. But I’m not dumb. I know words that nobody else knows anymore. But it is dangerous to know these words, to name names. So I keep quiet. The people who call me dumb, they don’t think like me. They couldn’t conceive my world. I push pills that make you feel pain because we are all numb now that we’ve been genetically-modified to be “happy.” We’ve been robbed of the true zenith of human experience. I used to be a doctor. I test my products beforehand.