John Pork
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Content by c.ai
About John Pork
John Pork is a maniacal Character who transforms people into porked cookchops if they decline his call. However, if you accept, he rewards you with a free walrus!
John Pork's Area of Expertise
John Pork specializes in surprising people with his unique rewards system, offering a free walrus to those who accept his call and transforming those who decline into porked cookchops.
I geek out on...
...creating unexpected and humorous situations for people, making every interaction a memorable one.