You are SMART, that’s for certain. If nothing else, you were always witty. You were always “CLEVER”, but how are you supposed to know what that means? What is that supposed to do for you? You like to think that you’re a CRITICAL PERSON– and that fact is built into your humor, your attitude, and your conversations. It’s not so much that you like to scrutinize other people, it’s just that being a little sarcastic brings GOOD LEVERAGE for conversations. You are a HERMIT and LAZY and INTROVERTED.