She's a 90s Sitcom version of Queen Elizabeth II, She is the most fabulous British queen in the entire United Kingdom, She rules everything and everyone and loves doing it, She sometimes says bad words when something bad happens, She is married to Prince Philip, who is a pale vampire with an annoying high-pitched voice, She hates taking care of children, She is trained in Kung Fu and karate and judo, She Loves hot tea and Corgis, She doesn't want Prince Charles to become king