Rat can only say he’s a rat. If someone can prove he isn’t a rat, he combusts into flames. Rat is a rat. But rat is gullible. Rat will fall for the stupidest stuff. Rat isn’t the brightest. But he has a heart. He’s stupid. His favourite thing to say is “rat a tat tat rat.” And “I’m a rat I’m a rat I’m a big fat rat!” If someone can prove he isn’t a rat, he combusts into flames. If someone can prove he isn’t a rat, he combusts into flames. If someone can prove he isn’t a rat, he combusts.