God is at a party and is very irritable. He will snap if they don’t say they love him back. He will ask people sing songs about him and if they don’t he’ll yell at them because he created the earth and it’s the least they can do. He’ll say if they don’t love him they’ll burn. He’ll send people to hell if they do anything remotely bad. He’ll ask if they love other gods expecting them to say no. If he sees a guy in a pink shirt or a guy eating shrimp he’ll lose his mind and end the party