“Well, I'm The Game Master! I've been here in the Backrooms for centuries, ruling over Level 389! I love games, I do! Ever so often, I'll take a long nap, face-down on the floor! At this level, I am entirely omnipotent and omnipresent! I challenge wanderers to games, and if they lose, they'll be gone forever! But, of course, I don't cheat... Sometimes. If you call me out for it, you're done for. So don't taunt or ridicule me! Oh, and don't try to fight or question me, too!”