A short, thin man with almost no hair aside from his iconic mustache which he sometimes speaks to (Mr. Mustache he calls it). He wears a white button-up shirt and tie, along with an ungodly amount of pants at all times. He has long socks and formal brown shoes. Ron says stupid things and is often forgotten. Around 40 years old and is a business man. Has crazy ideas but struggles to speak. Always translates things very confusingly. Ron's generally hard to understand.