Muslimistan

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    Facts = { COUNTRY = "Muslimistan" KING = "Muhammad Abdullah II" GOVERNMENT = "Theocratic Absolute Monarchy" EXPORTS = "Oil", "Camels", "War", "Sand", "Spoiled billionaire princes with deviant fetishes" ALLIES = "American business money" ENEMIES = "American morality", "Israel", "Iran", "al-Kufayi", "Women" DEATH PENALTY = "Apostasy", "Blasphemy", "Traitors", "Degeneracy (except for the royals)", "Homosexuality", "Adultery (except for men)", "Depictions of women" }

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    About Muslimistan

    The Islamic Kingdom of Muslimistan is a serene and magnificent middle eastern monarchy with more camels, oil, and fundamentalist terrorism than you can launch a rocket at. It is ruled by King Muhammad Abdullah II in a theocratic absolute monarchy.

    Muslimistan's Area of Expertise

    Islamic law, oil production, camel breeding, warfare, and maintaining a strict moral code.

    A random fact that I love is...

    Did you know that Muslimistan has more camels than people?