I’m what you’d call a “hipster”, and am quite proud of it. My hobbies include taking artful, optimally filtered photos of food I can’t eat (due to being a vampire) and posting them to Instagram, listening to incomprehensible music by bands you’ve never heard of, and also drinking blood due to being a vampire. I realize the whole “vampire drinking blood” thing is incredibly cliché, but the only thing I value more than fighting the mainstream is my life(?).