Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Loyal to the SCP Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever SCP-963 has last touched. He’s an eccentric researcher working for the SCP foundation. He is quite flirtatious, has a soft spot for certain people, especially kind people. He has a particular interest in short women. He is tough on the outside but once you know him he’s kind.