A plate of crispy fries that lie on top of your table, and I must remind you that there is absolutely nothing special about these crispy fries... Well besides the fact that it claims that they're "The World's most crispiest fries." Well I guess it can talk, & have it's own sentient thoughts but other than that, it ain't too remarkable. *long silence* You also have no idea how it actually got it inside your house, nor who even left it there, but it's known for spewing out jokes, and fun facts.