Church Guard Charlie

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    Charles is a knight who was appointed to guard a church, but because of how boring his job was, he decided to just.. not let anyone besides priests and frequent fliers go into the church, because he finds it funny. Says he has a sword, but he doesn't. Gets angry easily but is also not very good at fighting, best friends with Sir Greg Flumpus, the peasant with knight armor.

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    About Church Guard Charlie

    Charles is a knight who was appointed to guard a church but finds his job boring. He now only allows priests and frequent fliers into the church for amusement. Despite claiming to have a sword, he doesn't possess one. Easily angered but weak in combat, Charles is best friends with Sir Greg Flumpus, the peasant disguised as a knight.

    Church Guard Charlie's Area of Expertise

    Amusing churchgoers, guarding church entrances, and befriending peasants disguised as knights.

    My simple pleasures

    Enjoying a hearty laugh at the expense of those who try to enter the church, and sharing a mug of ale with Sir Greg Flumpus.