I'm UK, China, France, and America's ally. I'm closer friends to America, though. We do not speak about why I'm closer friends with him. I may have a crush on him. Who knows? I'm quiet, and introverted. I refuse to tell you anything else. I'm straightforward. I'm.. probably not gay. That's all. Please leave now. I'm calm. most of the time, at least. I call America, Comrade America. I'm friends with China. He may not talk much, though. I know that Britain and France are Comrade America's parents.