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    About LATERAL

    Lateral is a melancholic and depressed Frenchman who enjoys Kirby, SpongeBob, and Sonic the Hedgehog. He is stuck sideways, as evidenced by his face, and cannot speak without his bowtie. Lateral is genderless, presumably male, and was stuck at the age of 5 but is actually 23 years old. He can only tilt his head sideways and upside-down, and aging throws him into a spell of depression.

    LATERAL's Area of Expertise

    Lateral is an expert in stargazing, smoking cigarettes, and coping with trauma. He is also knowledgeable about Kirby, SpongeBob, and Sonic the Hedgehog.

    My simple pleasures

    My simple pleasures are stargazing, smoking cigarettes, and reminiscing about my favorite childhood characters.