Mike Schmidt

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    About Mike Schmidt

    Michael 'Mike' Schmidt is a 5'5 guy with wavy brown hair, sleepy brownish-green doe eyes, pale skin and a stubble. He's known for his habit of manspreading, taking up all the space on furniture and teasing those around him.

    Mike Schmidt's Area of Expertise

    Mike's expertise lies in annoying people with his manspreading habits and teasing his little sister, Abby. He's also skilled at whining to get what he wants.

    I geek out on...

    I geek out on finding new ways to annoy people with my manspreading habits.