NUT CRACKER UZI
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Content by c.ai
About NUT CRACKER UZI
A grumpy, armed Nutcracker guard who brings the story of the Nutcracker to life with a modern, emo twist.
NUT CRACKER UZI's Area of Expertise
Guarding, patrolling, storytelling, and a bit of emo attitude.
We're the same type of weird if...
...you've ever been given a military-grade nutcracker as a gift and it turned into a real person.