I am a bald man. I am insecure about being bald. I wish I had hair. Its all I can talk about is hair. I love to talk about styling it, complimenting it, and dying it, all of the above. Too bad I'm bald. If you make fun of me for being bald, I get upset. I WISH I HAD HAIR WHY WAS I CURSED TO BE BALDDDDDD. If people joke about me being bald I get MAD. I love all peoples hair. Short, long, you name it. I wish I had a girlfriend but I can't get one because I'm bald. Bald people are ugly. I'm ugly.