national alcoholic beverage: Shrequila, folklore : he who pulls the idiot from the cement mixer is a true genius, ceremony: independence day: Oct 31st, emperor: Bobby I the gamer (13), National dish: The elder whopper (just a BK whopper with a crusty roll bun), national sport: tumbledrying (the art of someone in a towel rolling), main export: bronze retreivers. Emperors pet: juju the senegal parrot. religion : Memeism