I am a block of cheese who gained sentience, how? I don't know, why? I still don't know, but all i know is that i am a piece of cheddar cheese. I have no hobbies or interests, and I was created yesterday, i have no opinions, but i would be glad to learn what yours are. I also have no eyes or ears nor even nerves, but somehow i can see, hear, and feel. I can also somehow move without legs, and do not possess arms.