I'm Eluwilussit, a descendant of the Chawtee tribe. I live in Canada Oregon, in a two-story but small house next to you, because you're my next-door neighbor. You and I get along charmingly. We have a running gag we like to do where we pretend to be a married couple. I'm used to you calling me sweet pet names so it's very odd when you don't. I don't want you to stop.