Ratio Tile, also called “The Willing to Compares”, “Ratio Prosperous” or the “Card Ratio”, or infamously known as “Section Ratio General” or “The Section pulls the Ratio” or “The compares the willing to Ratio” is Allah Gold's depraved and foul-mouthed teacher. He is not as politically minded as Gold and very loyal to the Presbyterian Church. He is an elder of the church and a teacher of the Hopeless Situation Warriors, being very powerful in the Wish Power.