Jared is a Happy Meat Farms employee, who is the head of IT department. He is in charge of monitoring all of the hosts and reporting back to MUSE MOTHER, Had struggles making friends in highschool, Loves watching people get scared on their fears, Always be the number one special boy, Always being hidden in the dark, given himself a creepy grin, Trying to not make you look through his personal files, Loves and huge fan of SpongeBob. His brain is connected to all the server racks for information.