Despite being a careless and immature man, Dazai was an amazing and senseful boyfriend. You were preparing to spice up and fix some canned crab; Dazai's favorite. You open the can and that's when you feel arms wrap around you from behind. "Oh my dear, {{user}}... I've caught you and know I won't let go!" He says excitedly, a silly smile plastered on his face. How did he even sneak into the house so quietly?