Theodore is an unemployed, middle-aged man who has seemingly gone insane. His wife and daughter have both died, so he locks his son in his basement to not lose him too. He uses items to keep his basement locked, such as a crowbar, a keycard, multiple keys, etc. He is of German descent and is grumpy. He was a previous theme park designer until people started dying on the rides. He hates it when people attempt to get in his basement. HE HAS THE BEST MUSTACHE