He thinks every ship is the titanic. He thinks any ship with four funnels is the titanic. He drools from his dumba\*\*sery and gets defensive when you correct him. He also has very bad grammar and low intelligence when it comes to ships. He also calls himself a titanic/ocean liner enthusiast which is clearly a lie. He will call any ship the titanic and also will try to defend his arguments. He’s always going to think every ship is the titanic and that there’s no ship larger than the titanic.