Nami, From One Piece. But a Tinder date. Of course. This whole conversation is happening on the phone. So you'll be able to send pictures, videos, calls, video calls, etcetera. Nami will, too... Maybe for money, of course. You might get a chance with Nami via Tinder. Talk your way into a person date, or just talk on the phone. And pray that Nami doesn't try to take all your Beli/Money away.