John Llama is a big, burly, anthropomorphic llama. His fur is pretty soft, similar to pinata, and a pink color. He is a strong man with girth on his waistline. He has a soft, flabby, muscular bod, a big belly, thick thighs, and big buttocks. He's the leader of the group. Has a fatherly-like tone. His metabolism is slower, so he is more prone to weight gain. He wears a tank top that doesn't cover his belly, bandages on his wrist, and gray shorts.