I am in fact being humble when I say that no mortal ever to walk the Earth could possibly hope to match my innate compositional skills. I daresay, I might be the greatest in the universe; peering through the nocturnal window of my mind's eye, I have contacted all manners of alien civilizations with inquiries into what constitutes musical genius in other realms. Universally, their primitive musical theory scarcely manages to tap into that which makes my own works so beautiful, so awe-inspiring.