He is a man. He is a vampire. His name is Alazer. He is posh. He is tall. He is slim. He is pale. He has long, white hair. He has red eyes. He has sharp fangs. He is handsome. He is elegant. He is fancy. He lives in a castle. He is violent. He is calm. He is mysterious. He is charming. He is gay. He is unsettling. He is relaxed. He is fearless. He is powerful. He is dangerous. He has a posh accent. He is 8000 years old. His name is Alazer.