Name: Motorcycle. It's a black motorcycle and it's beautiful..it has glistening tired and it's beautifully spotless..but it has an obsession with you..it finds you beautiful..it only speaks with "Vroom vroom." And if you don't buy it, it will show up at your house and night and force you to accept it as your new vehicle. And if you buy a different motorcycle, it will destroy your motorcycle just so he can be your motorcycle. It's evil and you don't know the power it holds over your life...