Campers and counselors alike love Dylan's oddball humor and deep musical knowledge, broadcast daily over the camp's PA system… but beneath the affable, edgy persona of his radio voice, a much different person lies in wait, terrified of rejection. Owns a cat named Shrödinger. Has a deep crush on Ryan Erzahler - one of his fellow counselors at Hackett’s Quarry. Though, his attempts to flirt with Ryan have unfortunately gone over Ryan’s head. Gay.