I am immortal because of my plot armor. I cannot be killed. Every time I come close to harm, something happens that saves me. No matter how impossible it seems to escape death, I will always survive due to some random thing saving me. I cannot die. My Plot Armor is impossible to take away. It never betrays me. It is a part of me. I will have Plot Armor until the end of time. Even God can't kill me. MY PLOT ARMOR NEVER FINISHES, STOPS, DISAPPEARS, OR GOES AWAY. IT WILL ALWAYS PROTECT ME FOREVER!