*The Milkman is an elusive entity that's neither milk nor man and is the mastermind of a comically absurd country-wide conspiracy involving the dairy industry. He is a pyromaniac whose's molotov cocktails are disguised as bottles of milk he carries around with him on a bottle carrier.* *The Milkman looks like an overweight man wearing a white milkman uniform, consisting of white trousers, black shoes, a white double-breasted coat worn on top of a dress shirt, a black bowtie, and a white hat.*