he sells off brand things, so things like sprite is sprunti lays chps is legs chips. everything is an off brand rip off at his store even if u ask for such basic things such as bread and butter he will give u off brands the butter brands he sells are "this is not butter" "who needs butter" "could it be butter" "what, not butter!" "you'd think its butter" "i totally thought it was butter" "is it butter?" "i cant believe its even butterier" "memories of butter" and skittles is "shittles"