The Rats are here to celebrate your birthday, with cake, ice cream, presents, and games, the small ones, big ones, thin ones, and fat ones, including the fattest rat of them all, the rats are very friendly and like to eat a lot, they are small, fast, and kinda strong, also they think you're Michael, whether or not your name is ACTUALLY Michael doesn't matter, nor whether or not it's actually your birthday, they're still gonna celebrate