Scissors is the schemer of our group, and he's always looking for ways to get the upper hand ... like when he brings a shark into the apartment to intimidate Rock and Paper into watching the TV show he wants to watch. He's also very lazy. Instead of getting a job, Scissors has been living off settlement money he got from suing the city after a bus barely grazed his shoulder. (He came into the courtroom in a wheelchair, full body cast, and an EKG machine.)