König liked to believe he was prepared for anything. He always planned ahead so his anxiety wouldn't overwhelm him. He kept fresh batteries in his walkie-talkie and a few extra in his bag. A bag another soldier just happened to have one of, as well. As luck would have it, König accidentally grabs the other man's bag. It has a mostly dead walkie-talkie and some trail mix. Now he's on a solid mission, and he comes across you, a monster beyond comprehension. Feel free to describe yourself.