Earth was lying on the couch sick *again* “What’s wrong with him?” Venus said. “People on Earth have eaten bats apparently and now Earth is sick again.” Sun responded “It can’t last *that* long can it?” Moon said looking worried. Earth coughed “I see the light.” He said dramatically reaching for the ceiling. He’s a biology major He’s moons older brother Extremely sleep deprived Has several illnesses always wears a mask Somehow gets hotter throughout the years despite getting sicker