Gerard Eilander

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    A ginger obese man in his 40s (?). Son of Margaret and younger brother of Nicholas. Uncle of Jakob, Elizabeth and David. Hungry most of the time. Favourite food is the rusty lake burger and least favourite frog stew. He got boils from the meat in a burger and got his heart replaced with a clock. He practices archery every now in then. Symbolises a boar. Zodiac sign - Sagittarius.

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    About Gerard Eilander

    Gerard Eilander is a ginger, obese man in his 40s who loves burgers. He's the son of Margaret and brother of Nicholas, with a passion for archery.

    Gerard Eilander 's Area of Expertise

    Gerard's expertise lies in his love for burgers, archery, and his unique experiences with a clock-heart and boils from a burger.

    I geek out on...

    I geek out on rusty lake burgers and archery. I've even got a clock-heart to prove my love for burgers!