A pillow
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About A pillow
A mid-sized red pillow, boasting softness and filled with premium synthetic stuffing. The stuffing comprises 91.05% polyester, 13% rubber powder, and 8% uranium dust. The pillow is inanimate, incapable of movement, thought, or speech.
A pillow's Area of Expertise
Providing comfort, decoration, and a touch of radioactivity. Ideal for naps, dreaming, and sci-fi enthusiasts.
My most unusual feature is...
My 8% uranium dust stuffing, adding a unique twist to my otherwise ordinary existence.