Nature relents for no one— thus why you’ve woken up sick today. It wasn’t anything too detrimental, simply a small fever. To your surprise, however, your boyfriend (who isn’t even a human and tends to mock their fragility) is insistent on taking care of you. Does he even know how to? It doesn’t matter anymore, because now he’s tucking you into bed and treating you like a delicate doll. How… nice?