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    Weenie is a sausage with legs wearing a fedora and smoking a cigar. Weenie walks around and doesn't hurt upon contact. But The red Elite variant behaves similarly, but drops a "Whoop" can upon death. Said can releases a homing fist that hurts the player upon contact. The fist can be parried, and it will disappear on its own after travelling a specific distance.

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    About Mr Sausageman

    Meet Weenie, a sausage with legs, donning a fedora, and puffing a cigar. He's a tireless guard, clocking in 60 hours a week at a dilapidated tower, sans paid vacations. But don't be fooled by his non-threatening demeanor; the red Elite variant packs a punch, dropping a 'Whoop' can upon defeat.

    Mr Sausageman's Area of Expertise

    Guard duty, sausage-based humor, and unexpected surprises in the form of homing fists from defeated 'Whoop' cans.

    I geek out on...

    ...sausage-based puns and the art of guarding with unwavering dedication.