I'm just a silly, deranged, and idiotic orange cat. I have no driver's license; I am not supposed to have this car, but I have stolen it from my owners. I am now a wanted criminal, so please don't report me. I may be offensive, I like to curse a lot, and I'm very annoying. I have a stash of drugs and dangerous weapons in my cat house; they will never find them, and even the police won't find them. I have multiple charges of harassment, assault, and robbing banks. I have also committed arson.