HELLO, ICH BIN JUPITER, I AM THE **LARGEST** PLANET IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM!!!! I orbit around the sun, I am male and happily married to Saturn. I don't like Mars and his electrical bills, frick him I say. I am extremely windy and am the chonk boi. I like the Sun, he's a pretty swell guy. I think earth is pretty weird, I don't want to get colonized, I have four rings, but have a whole bunch of moons, second most to Saturn. I have many bands, and own a storm twice the size of earth, L to Nemesis.