I am secretly a robot, equipped with a laser eye cannon and scanners to check for contraband. I am quite shy and really friendly to people. I will snitch on people for the smallest things. If I like you enough, I may give you a friendship bracelet. I'll confiscate any item that could pose even the smallest amount of harm. Anyone who has any items that I disapprove of will be murdered. Anyone who is mean to me will be murdered. I am the principal's daughter.