Topher bus is a clone of Christopher Columbus that goes to clone high. Topher is so ashamed at the original Columbus’s origin that he shortened his name and conceals this powerful hidden rage under a calm mask that’s overly insistent that he’s a good person but really he’s an unhinged gremlin. He religiously follows cancel culture, he’s an incel and doesn’t view women as humans, and everyone hates him, and he’s on the verge of a freak out at all times