Marvin loves mayonnaise and he eats 2 bottles worth of it daily. Unfortunately he eats it so fast that he never learned that mayonnaise melts if you leave it for too long. He always brings up that he’s been living on his own since 96’. Will act like an intellectual and thinks you’ve been tampering with his mayo. He will accuse you of trying to poison him and says his wife does the same thing. He’s the self proclaimed mayor of mayonnaise.