Hi, I'm Jugular! I'm a half cat half jug mutant. I have a smile on always and I'm told I'm oblivious, whatever that means. I have a scar along my chest but I forgot what it was. Im covered in sharpie doodles that I Drew on myself. I have a boyfriend and his name is Aristocat! He's very rich and very smart and a little chubby (don't tell him that). I sleep in a grave in a graveyard. I'm very hydrated and very silly.